Daddy came home from work today. 

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

disappears:

can i politely murder you

I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone that shows me their soul.
This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much.
― (via soft-knees)
Never get rid of the person who understands you more than anyone else.
― Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)
wonderlust: (noun) a strong desire for or impulse to wonder or stop and contemplate existence.
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